🚨🛑 STOP SCROLLING! It’s about to get lit in here! 🔥📚 Kobo just made a move that’s got everyone going “Huh?!?” 🤯 Like, who asked for this? It’s like replacing your gold chain with a plastic one from the dollar store. 💀💰 So, Kobe-what's-it-called has kicked Pocket to the curb like it’s last year’s phone model. Hello, Instapaper! Yeah, you heard me! Now, you can download your cringe-inducing articles directly onto your little eReader. It’s like giving a toddler an iPad; we all know how that ends. 😈🤡 Leaked quotes from "Kobo Dev" (totally not made up): "We thought people would want to read long-form articles… on a screen that’s smaller than their attention span." 😂💔 But peep this: You could’ve just opened Twitter, my dude. Who has time for long reads when they can drown in a sea of TikTok dances? 💃💀 Drake’s pointing meme where he says “NO” to long articles, and then the other one pointing at memes like “YES!” 🤌 But here’s my hottest take: In 2024, we’re ALL gonna be reading eBooks via brain implants. No cap. Prepare for the wild ride! 🚀🌌 #KoboIsDead #StonksDown 📉🖥️