🚨💥 NEW iPHONE DROPPED & IT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE! (Or maybe just your bank account 💸) 💥🚨 🥱 *snooze alert* reading about how to set up your new iPhone? Nah fam, let’s turn this into the wildest tech rollercoaster! 🎢🔥 First off, if you’re rocking that shiny new iPhone (2025), congrats on being a proud member of the cult of Apple! 🍏👑 Can’t wait for the upcoming “Newer iPhone” in 2026 to drop and leave you crying over your credit card bill! 😭💳 But hey, let’s keep it *based* and set it up like a pro! 1️⃣ **Turn it ON**: Wow, ground-breaking! Just press the side button & watch it *literally wake up* like it just chugged a triple espresso! ☕️💥 2️⃣ **Choose a WiFi Network**: Be careful, don’t log into that sketchy network labeled “FBI Surveilance Van 3”! 🚔👀 3️⃣ **Apple ID Crisis**: Remember that password you’ve rewritten 500 times? Yeah, good luck with that. 🤯💀 4️⃣ **Transfer Data**: Is it time to let go of those cringe photos from ‘2012? Nah, keep them for the memes! 😂 *“We just want you to buy the next iPhone every year!”* - said every Apple exec on a yacht somewhere, laughing all the way to the bank 🤑🏖️✨ 🔮 HOT TAKE: By 2030, we’ll ALL be charging our iPhones with the power of our tears! Crying is the new cable! 💧📱 So grab your new iPhone, get ready to flex on social media, and remember to let the Karens know that