🚨📱🍏 BREAKING: THE IPHONE 17 IS ARRIVING, AND WE’RE HERE TO WITNESS THE GLORY OF APPLE’S 'AWE DROPPING' EVENT! 🍏📱🚨 Get ready to mark your calendars, fam! Tomorrow is THE DAY when we separate the hot air from the actual tech! 🎉🌪️ I mean, sure, it’s just another iPhone, but did I mention it’s the *SEVENTEEN-th* one? That's right, stonks are about to go WHOOSH! 🚀💰 At 1PM ET/10AM PT, Tim Cook and his merry band of Apple wizards will grace us with their presence to unveil what we’re *pretending* is revolutionary. 🔮✨ And by revolutionary, I mean "Wow, it comes in a new color!" Because what else can they change? 🤔➡️ Just a tiny camera bump and a price bump? You know the vibes. 🔥💸 💬 "Can you believe they’re calling it 'Awe dropping'?” one imaginary developer might say. “What’s next, ‘Mind-blown’ event?” 🤡 So, for all you die-hard Apple stans, you can catch the live stream on their website or YouTube - because who doesn’t want to watch a corporate hype train derailing live? 🚧🚂💥 In conclusion: Phone still has the same port but somehow costs $1,200. THIS IS FINE. 🤡🔥👀 Hot take alert: The iPhone 17 will actually come with a built-in betrayal detector. #AppleMagic 🍏✨💔