🌌💫 BREAKING NEWS: Do you like watching dull rocks hurtle through space? If so, this one's for YOU! 🤡🚀 Hold onto your telescopes, fam! Comet Lemmon is zooming in and will be *literally* here for only a hot minute before it ghosts us for another millennium. Talk about commitment issues, am I right? 😂💔 #CometProblems 🔥👀 This BIG BALL OF ICE is swinging by Earth this October, so grab your space snacks and set those notifications because it’s about to be the most entertaining cosmic game of hide-and-seek ever! Expect your Insta feed to be flooded with 1,000* photos of blurry dots that look like someone sneezed on their phone! #Stonks? More like stonks in space! 💰🥴 🤣 Real talk? Astronomers say, "It's like that one friend who says they'll show up to the party but just Netflix n' chills instead." So are we even gonna see this thing? LOL, no cap, I'm side-eyeing Lemmon like Drake 👀🙅‍♂️! 🎉 Hot take: This comet is just the universe's way of telling us to chill and enjoy the chaos! So dust off that telescope and prepare for disappointment—or just scroll TikTok instead. Either way, we’re winning! Comet Lemmon? More like Comet Lem-onnnnn! 💀💥 *mic drop*