🚨📢🔥 BREAKING NEWS: HOW TO WASH YOUR HEATED BLANKET WITHOUT ZAPPING YOURSELF INTO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE 🌌⚡️💀 Alright folks, gather 'round! It’s about that time of year when the weather gets spooky and you need to crank up the heat like it’s 2014 and you just found out about Netflix and chill 🥰🔥. But wait! Nobody wants to ruin their cozy vibes by frying themselves while washing that electric blanket! 😱💦 Here’s the tea ☕️: Most of these heated blankets come with an “electricity” feature (shocking, I know), and like our exes, they need special care. So how do you give them a spa day without turning them into a toaster? 🤔💡 1. **Unplug It** (Don't be an idiot, fam. Safety first! 🚷) 2. **Spot Clean** like a pro: No one wants the drama of a full blanket wash when you spill your pumpkin spice latte on it! ☕️🎃 3. **Use cold water** - hot water is for your ex’s tears, not your blanket!❄️😂 Imaginary developer quote: "I tried washing mine, and now it just screams when I plug it in. 10/10 would not recommend." -CoderSteve 💻🤖 So, as you prepare for *peak snuggle season*, keep your blanket safe; otherwise, it could turn into a horror movie plot. 📽️👻 Prediction Alert: In 2024, companies will start selling *anti-burn* blankets called “Chill 3000”- but they’ll be made of lava rocks. 🔥🪨 NO CAP! Share this if you’re ready to get cozy and avoid future electro-shocks! 💰😎💥