🚨🚨 BREAKING: Google Passkeys Are Here to Ruin Your Life 😱✨ Alright fam, gather ‘round because Google just dropped some “passkeys” that are about as exciting as watching paint dry. Like, Google, are you trying to make cybersecurity look like watching a potato grow? 🥔💤 💻👀 So you can create and manage these passkeys from your browser, but brace yourself for a wild ride through a labyrinth of confusion. Honestly, it feels like trying to unlock a door with a wrench. "This is fine," said the developer who was clearly having a meltdown 🤡🔥. 📜 Imagine this convo: **Developer 1:** "Yo, what if we made Google Password Manager *even more* complicated?" **Developer 2:** "Bet! And let’s throw in a side of existential dread!" 💀 In short: it's like the stonks meme, but it's more like "no stonks" because who asked for more passwords? 🤦‍♂️💔 **Hot Take:** By 2026, the only way to access your Google account will require you to successfully complete an escape room challenge — with a blindfold on.🚀 Yeah, I said it! 🔮 Share this chaos if you’re tired of tech that makes you want to scream! 📤🔥