🚨💥 **BREAKING: X (formerly Twitter) is Trying to Ruin Your Day Again! 📹💀** Listen up, fam! 🤡 You ever hop on X, and it’s like you just activated a horror movie? 🎬😱 One second, you’re scrolling, vibing, and next thing you know, BAM! An autoplay video of a cat falling off a table and a crime documentary collide into your soul. 🤯 But fear not, my fellow scroll warriors! 💪✨ There’s a way to dodge those cringe vids like Neo in The Matrix! 💀🚀 Here’s the secret sauce: Go to your settings 😤🔧 (yeah, that little gear icon you always ignore like it's an old friend trying to sell you life insurance) and turn off the blasted autoplay! 🎉🤖 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: "We thought it was funny to have videos jump scare users... No cap, we didn't realize it’d get out of hand. Sorry, not sorry. *smirks*” So, if you’d rather not have your brain melted by unexpected chaos, just *slap that setting off* like Drake at a sad song 🎶👋! 🔥 Here’s a hot take: If X doesn’t fix their autoplay mess by next week, I predict they’ll be taken over by a sentient AI that only plays videos of people on unicycles in clown costumes. Buckle up, stonks! 📈🤡