🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 is here to change the game - or, like, *not* because it’s *Hold Assist* and nobody asked for it!💩📞 This *must-have* feature is basically your mom texting you when you've been put on hold for an hour 🕒 like, thanks mom, we get it! 🤡 So, picture this: you’re stuck on hold, doing the *hold music cringe dance*, and suddenly, BOOM 💥 - your phone’s like, “Yo, a live agent just returned! 🙌” That’s right, your iPhone is not only tracking your suffering, but it’s also giving you the *CliffsNotes* of missed convo. If that’s not peak *first-world problem* vibes, I don’t know what is!! 😱💀 Leaked dev quote: “We wanted to get innovative with Hold Assist. 😂 So we just plugged some generic features into an overpriced box. Stonks?!” 💰📈 But fr fr, why not just combine this with the *Siri Complaining* feature? Like, “Hey Siri, tell my life story while I save my sanity in a group chat.” 📱💔 #Based In conclusion: iOS 26’s *Hold Assist* is like bringing a spoon to a gunfight. My bold prediction? Apple will take it even further; next up, Hold Assist 2.0 will throw confetti when you finally hang up! 🎉🚀 Cope and seethe, my friends!