🚨👾 BREAKING: How to MERK the AI on Your Android Phone! 🔥💀 Listen up, fam! Are you tired of your phone thinking it’s smarter than you? 🤯💁‍♂️ Do you want to send that AI packing faster than a mid-level manager during a layoff? 💼💨 Buckle up, because I'm about to drop some 🔥 knowledge bombs that'll have you deactivating AI like it's 2017 and you're still using your flip phone! 📞💔 **Step 1:** Go into the settings. 😵 “But that’s for boring adults!” – Said every Gen Z ever. Well, guess what? You gotta do it! (Drake pointing meme) **Step 2:** Find "AI Settings." Yep, somewhere in there. Just keep scrolling! 🥴 “Do I look like I have all day?” – Probably the AI judging you. **Step 3:** Uninstall those AI apps! Yep, even Samsung Bixby! 🦾 “Who even asked for this?” said no one. Cope & seethe, Bixby. 💀 🧠💥 And boom, you’re officially a pro at AI exorcism! It’s like your phone just handed you the “Stonks” meme, but instead of money, you get a good ol’ OG Android experience. Who needs automatic suggestions when you can completely disregard technology like it's your ex’s texts? 👋😩 🔥🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: I give it a week before “anti-AI activists” start their own cult. “Uninstall the future!” 🔮👀 Now go forth and reclaim your phone! 📱✨💪 #TechSavvy #VibeCheck