🎉💥 BREAKING NEWS: BREAKING UP WITH SOCIAL MEDIA LIKE IT'S 1999! 💥🎉 So, you wanna ghost all the platforms that turned your brain into a soggy piece of avocado toast? 🥑💔 Here's how to slam the door on your social media “friends” without leaving a crumb behind! 🚪💨 Step 1: Say “Bye Felicia!” to Facebook 📵. You don’t need to see your grandma’s endless cat memes or your uncle’s “stolen” memes. Just click “deactivate,” and poof! You’re free! ✨ (Can we get an amen? 🙏) Step 2: Instagram? More like Insta-gone! This app is just a gallery of people pretending their lives are better than yours. 😒 Just tell yourself: “I’m better than this curated chaos!” (Based.) Step 3: TikTok? You’re gonna miss those 3 a.m. dance challenges? Yeah, right! Just remember, “This is fine” as you hit that delete button. ☕🔥 💬 Developer quote: “Deleting social media is like unplugging a toaster; feels great until you realize you can't make your avocado toast.” 🍞💀 So, whether it’s X (formerly known as Twitter, aka the landfill of hot takes) or Threads (lol no one’s using that), slide into the DMs of freedom! 🔥💡 Hot Take: In 2025, we’ll ALL be living in a post-social media utopia. 🤖 Everyone will just be sharing smoke signals and carrier pigeons! Get ready for some epic bird-based memes! 🕊️💨 #Stonks 🤑 Share this before you rage-quit your last app! 🚀💬