🚨💔 BREAKUP 101: A MASTERCLASS IN CUDDLING CRINGE! 💔🚨 So you just got dumped and you're feelin’ like a sad potato 🥔, huh? You’re asking yourself: “Should I hit up my ex for closure or slide into the DMs of a cute stranger?!” 🤔💅 Guess what? I’ve got the answers, fam! 💥 Step 1: **Lose Their Number** 📵– No cap, the only “closure” you need is the one that slams on their face like **BOOM!** 🚀! Forget that “friends” nonsense. The only “friends” we need are those Pizza rolls waiting for the microwave. 🍕🔥 Step 2: **Rage Gym** 💪 – Turn that heartbreak into gains! Channel your inner *Drake* and start working out. *Drake at the gym*, pointing left = you lifting weights and pointing right = your ex at the bottom of your *“never talking to again”* list. 😂💔💪 Step 3: **New Booty Alert** 🚨💋 – Lowkey, sleeping with someone new isn’t a bad idea, unless they start talking about astrology, THEN you better run. 🏃‍♂️💨 PSA: No one wants to be your rebound, unless they’re getting stonks 💰 from the emotional bank, I mean fr fr! Leaked quote from some random dev: “Life’s too short for bad vibes, let’s turn that sadness into stonks!” 💸✨ In conclusion: embrace the chaos and remember—love is like coding: sometimes you just need to debug your life with a new library. Get ready for the hottest take: in *2024*, we’ll all just be dating our AIs. 🤖💔🔥 So start prepping your heart for that, fam!