🎉💀 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! Your friends do NOT need to know you’re sitting on the couch in your pajamas while having cereal for dinner! 🥣🤷‍♂️ 👀 SO, Instagram is plotting to turn *you* into a human pinball on their MAPS feature. Why? Because NOTHING screams “privacy” like letting your followers track your every move. 🚀🗺️ 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We want everyone to live in an open-world game where the only mission is to guess if you’re in your bathroom or your buddy’s house!" 🤡💬🔥 But, don't stress 🥴, turning your location on/off is easier than a TikTok dance challenge! 🤳✨ Just follow these *super complicated* steps: 1. OPEN the app (wow, so hard!). 2. Tap the Profile icon like it owes you money. 💸 3. Hit those three lines (what are you hiding, Instagram? 🤔). 4. Find "Privacy" like it's a needle in a haystack. 5. Toggle that Location like you're flipping off your ex! 👋 💾 Now you can live your best life, free from the judgment of your friends while they *cough* *cope* with a life devoid of your location updates! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Instagram will have an *AR feature* that shows where you've been pooping the most 🤯💩. Get ready for it, folks! #Stonked. 🤑🚀