🚨👀 STOP EVERYTHING! Meta's new Ray-Ban Display glasses are IN.STOCK. But hold up, it's not *that* simple 😅📅. If you thought buying these bad boys was just another online shopping spree, you’re in for a rude awakening—🧟‍♂️🛑. Here’s the tea: NO online sales. That's right, you can't just click "Add to Cart" and sip your boba. Nope, you gotta hop in your car like it’s 2010 and head to a store. 🤡🚗💨 So, what's the damage? A cool $799 💰💸 (ugh). You can snag them at select stores like Ray-Ban, Sunglass Hut, and even Best Buy—if you can find them between the stacks of dusty DVDs. 😂 Just don’t forget to RESERVE your spot because if you're just waltzing in like it's a free buffet, think again, bestie. 😏📞 Oh, and let's not forget the "Meta Store" experience! Sounds fancy until you realize it's just a glorified glasses fitting 🤳💔. Meanwhile, Verizon's casually saying, “We’ll have them soon” like they’ve got a sector in the Stonks and Cringe Currency market 📈🤖. 🧠 As our *galaxy brain* memes suggest, is this a brilliant move or the equivalent of setting your money on fire while wearing AR glasses? 🤷‍♂️🔥. The bold prediction? These glasses will end up as the new tech equivalent of a 90s flip phone—so hot right now but doomed to gather dust in a year like that one friend’s video game system no one plays anymore. 💀🚀 Share this if you're ready for the chaos! 😤