🚨✨**BREAKING: MACOS 26 BETA IS HERE AND YOUR MAC IS READY TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!** 🥳📅 🎉 Apple just dropped the hottest mixtape of 2023 and it’s called **MacOS 26**! No cap, you can be the trendsetter who installs it before Fall 2023 by joining the dev beta — aka: the *cool kids club* 🎧🚀. The only thing cooler than that? Getting on the *public beta* train and spilling the tea to all your friends 🙌🍵. But wait, are you in the right club? 🤔 *Models that can hold this OS are like the VIP section in a club—limited!* So, if your Mac is older than your favorite (but canceled) Netflix show, you *might* wanna sit this one out. 💔😭 👀 Developer quote: “We made it faster, but also made it crash harder! 🤡🔥 Really, we just wanted to see who would put up with our nonsense.” For those of you brave enough to dive into the chaos, remember: this ride may include a few bugs 🐞, glitches 🎮, and the potential for your Mac to start speaking in tongues. 🤖💬 🎤**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In five years, all Macs will require a *subscription fee* to even turn on! 🚫💰Get ready for the “*Mac Monthly*” 🔥🔥🔥. #Stonks 📈💀