🚨💥BREAKING AIRPODS NEWS!!!💥🚨 So, you’re telling me you can use Live Translation with your AirPods? Welcome to 2023 where we can finally eavesdrop on international conversations like we’re the world’s coolest spy! 🔍 🤖💬 *cue Mission Impossible theme* 🚀💰 Forget about the new AirPods Pro 3—those overpriced, shiny nuggets of regret! You can rock the translation game with the AirPods 4, Pro 2, and even your dusty old Pro 1 if you can find where you left them! *Drake pointing at the AirPods logo* But wait, there's a *catch*! 🤬 You need the H2 chip! It’s like Apple’s way of saying, “You thought you could use that ancient tech? Nah, fam, SEETHING.” 😤🌪️ Get an iPhone 15 Pro or above, because clearly your iPhone 12 is now a relic of a lost civilization. 📱🔮 📜 *Fake developer quote*: “I mean, we have to draw the line somewhere, right? No one wants to hear grandma’s recipes in pig Latin.” - Tim Cook’s distant cousin 🤡 And don’t forget—your AirPods need to be on the latest firmware! Because Apple loves their updates more than I love procrastinating. *This is fine meme* 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, they’ll upgrade AirPods to start translating your cats' meows. *Imminent pure chaos* 😹💥 Share this with someone who still thinks tech is boring! 🌌💫#StonksForAirPods