🌕✨ Buckle up, Earthlings! It's time to level up your summer vibes with the Buck Moon and its cosmic BFFs Mars and Venus! 🚀💫 If you haven’t prepared your telescope yet, just know that you’re about to miss out on the *ultimate* celestial squad goals! 😂 So, here’s the tea ☕: the Buck Moon (aka Thunder Moon, for all you thunderous night owls 🦉) drops on July 10 and goes full savage into July 11. Peak glow is at 4:37 AM (yeah, call in “sick” to your boss on Friday) 💀! Picture this: lunar light shimmering fiercely like your crush’s DMs at 3 AM. Just imagine it—astronomers be like: “Bro, I’m losing critical sleep to look at a giant rock in the sky.” 🤡✨ And don’t sleep on Mars and Venus showing up like “We’re not just planets; we’re a vibe!” 🌌💖. Astronomers everywhere are seething at how they can’t schedule this to be at a more convenient time. Like, “How are we supposed to be celestial influencers, fam?” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: This Buck Moon is nothing compared to the glow-up we’ll see when Elon Musk takes his next trip to *outer space*... and literally *tries* to sell us star maps on the Moon. Stonks! 📈💰 Stay woke, and grab your telescopes ‘cause it’s about to get lit! 🌟 #BuckMoon2023 #AstronomyWithAttitude