🚨📱💥 Breaking news from the land of overpriced fruit! 🍏🍎 Apple just dropped AppleCare One, and it has more layers than an Onion meme 🧅💀! For just $20 a month (aka a daily Starbucks fix ☕️💸), you can cover THREE devices! I guess they’re trying to distract us from the fact that we still can’t figure out how the heck to use the latest iPhone’s camera without accidentally filming a TikTok at the same time 🤦‍♂️🤳. But wait, can AppleCare One party with the iPhone Upgrade Program? Dan Moren spills the tea ☕️: “Does this thing even work together?” I imagine Tim Cook just chuckled maniacally while counting his coins 🤑 every time a question like that pops up. Imagine a heated debate on a Slack channel where a dev yells, “No cap, just buy a new phone every year, you sheep!" And then someone replies, “Bro, this is fine, my battery lasts longer than my relationships” 🥴🔥. But here’s the kicker: remember the Galaxy Brain meme? In 2025, Apple will probably just bundle our tears of confusion with the next iPhone and call it innovation 🤖💡. Mark my words! 🚀🔥💀