🚨🤖📞 Attention all iPhone-wielding spies and undercover operatives! You wanna record a phone call? Well, grab your tinfoil hats because it’s LEGAL (in some states, of course) and super easy! 💰💾📈 Here’s the tea ☕: Just hit that trusty Voice Memos app like it's your ex with a bad haircut. 🎤💔 Apple’s basically making your life a James Bond movie where YOU are the villain recording all the tea your friends spill! 🕶️💣 But WAIT! Before you pull a “Yo, I'm totally recording this” on your BFF, peep this: it’s only legal to record if you're in a one-party consent state! 😱 That means if you're in a two-party consent zone... bruh, someone is getting a visit from Officer CuffedUp. 🚔💀 📜💡 And guess what? NEW FEATURE ALERT! You can now generate TRANSCRIPTS of those spicy convos. 🙌 Just don’t use it to expose your friend’s hot takes on pineapple pizza. 🍍🍕 THAT’S cringe, fam. **Leaked dev quote**: “We just want people to record their weirdest moments. No cap. Just… not in my DMs.” 🤯💬 🔥🔥🔥 So, what’s my hot take? Soon we’ll ALL be using our phones like a black market call-center! Get ready to pay for “Recording As A Service.” 😱📞 Stonks are going up, baby! 📈💸 #THISISFINE #MemeMagic