🚨💰STOP THE PRESS! IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH YOUR OLD IPHONE ✨📱🔥 SLAP THAT RETRO GLASS ON THE MARKET LIKE IT’S BLACK FRIDAY! 🚀💸 Listen up, fam! If you’re still holding onto that ancient relic you call an iPhone, it's literally crying out for a new home in the wild world of stonks 📈🤑. No cap, that piece of tech trash could be your ticket to the iPhone Air 💨 or that shiny, overpriced iPhone 17 Pro Max you definitely don’t need but are gonna flex on your friends anyway! 🤡💀 🧙‍♂️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We aren’t just updating the iPhone, we’re basically drying your wallet out at this point. If they don’t sell it, they’re just missing out on our $$$ submissions!" - A Random Apple Dev™ #Cope Here’s the tea ☕: Don’t just store your dusty iPhone like it's a museum exhibit. Trade it in & watch your money *PLUMMET-BACK-UP* from the depths of despair! You have options like selling it at the trade-in booth for cash money, store credit, or even upgrading to the next big hype machine. Just remember: it's worth it right up until the new model drops and your old phone goes from “legend” to “who dis?” faster than you can say “This is fine.” 😅🔥 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: By 2026, you’ll be able to trade in your EX for Apple credit. Calling it now. Mark my words! 💔📈 #Based #MemeTheFuture