🚀🎮💔 **BREAKING: Finding a Nintendo Switch 2 Is HARDER Than Finding a Good NFT Project** 💔🎮🚀 Okay, fam, gather ‘round, because we’re about to dive into a saga so tragic it makes “This Is Fine” look like a cozy campfire story 🔥. The Nintendo Switch 2 dropped and it’s already MIA like your motivation to work out after a weekend binge 🤡💀. Seriously, if you thought finding a PS5 was tough, welcome to the new level of cringe that is console hunting in 2023 🤦‍♂️. Listen up: Target, Best Buy, Walmart? These places are like a digital ghost town. I heard some dude tried to trade his left kidney for a Switch 2 at GameStop, but they only offered him $5 and a bag of chips. 🤳💰 *Leaked dev quote*: “I thought I was making a console, not a myth.” - Some random, probably 😭 But if you're a Costco member, you could maybe snag a bundle that’ll cost as much as your first car 🚗💸. Just remember, in-store luck is about as reliable as a “sold-out” button on a Chinese drop-shipping site. 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: I bet Nintendo will drop a new model next week called the “Nostalgia Switch: Now with 1000% more overpriced amiibos!” It’s gonna be all the rage, and I’m ready to watch the ensuing chaos! 💥👾 #SwitchFlu 🔥✨