🚨💥BREAKING: RAY-BAN META (GEN 2) GLASSES ON SALE! 💥🚨 Okay fam, gather 'round, 'cause your boy just picked up a snazzy pair of *smart* glasses that’ll have you looking like a discount Tony Stark for the low low price of “who asked?” 💀💸. These beauties were launched at the Meta Connect 2025 event (yes, that’s a thing), and you can buy them RIGHT NOW if you’re into the idea of “wearable regret.” 😮‍💨 🔥 So what’s the deal? Are they the stonks of the eyewear game or just a meme waiting to happen? 🤔🤖 According to a "leaked" Meta developer (*cough cough*, let’s call him “Mark’s lesser-known cousin”), he claims, “They’re great if you want to feel like a walking ad for Facebook, but, like, in 3D!” 😂💀 You want styles? They’ve got them: “Basic B*tch Black,” “I swear I’m not a robot,” and “Help, I’m being reprogrammed!” Drip or drown, amirite? 😎🔮 But hold up, here’s the kicker: while you’re flexing these smart specs, just remember—they might just be spying on you more than your nosy relatives on Christmas. Be careful, fam! 🔥🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2027, everyone will be wearing AR glasses and it’ll be the new norm to facetune reality. No cap, I can already feel the cringe. 🤡💔💥