📣👀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! The hottest tech gossip is about to drop! Samsung's getting ready to unleash the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7 like a kid throwing a tantrum in a candy store! 🍭💥 🎉 You know what that means? 🤯 The foldable phones are BACK, and they're flexing harder than your friend who just started lifting! 💪💰 Samsung's been serving up teasers thicker than grandma’s gravy, and we’re ALL thirsty! 😤 #FoldedAndReadyToObey But listen, while you’re drooling over those Ultra-grade specs, don’t forget Samsung might also drop a new smartwatch! 🤖😱 Because who doesn’t need to measure their pulse while they *literally* fold their phone like a burrito? 🌯💔 Here’s a leaked convo from a "developer" I totally made up: 👨‍💻👤: “Dude, what if we just make them fold more? Like, 7 times?!” 👨‍💻😬: “More folds, more problems, my dude.” 🔥 So set your reminders, fam! The Unpacked event is going to be more packed than a Tesla charging station! 🚀💥 But will they be worth the price of a small car? It's giving "stonks" vibes but also “this is fine” 😂💀 My hot take? Forget the phones—watch for some *seriously* cringe attempts at TikTok integration. You heard it here first! 🌊💸💣