🚨💥If you thought Apple was done after launching the iPhone 17 and the Air AirPods 🍏💨, HOLD MY GALAXY BRAIN 🧠💫! Get ready for THREE new wrist candies — the Apple Watch SE 3, Series 11, and Ultra 3! 🤖✨ When it rains❗️it pours!⛈️ Starting today, you can preorder the SE 3 for just $249 💸 (for when you want to feel *fancy* but have student loans to pay!), Series 11 for a heart-stopping $399 💔📉 (stonks?!), and the Ultra 3 which is, IDK, basically a small car at $799 🚗💀. They’ll drop on September 19, just in time for you to flex on your friends! In a leaked convo, one developer was like, “Dude, we’re putting AI on this thing? Can it finally stop me from eating chips at 2 AM?” 🥴🍟. And let’s be real, watchOS 26 introduces the Liquid Glass look that’ll make your wrist more shiny than your future! ✨💔 But lemme give you a hot take 🔥: In three years, we’ll have so many smartwatches that we’ll need a *smartwatch* to keep track of our smartwatches! 🤪 Talk about *wristception*! 🎉 So, are you ready to dive into the Apple abyss, or are you just going to let FOMO set in? 🤡💔 Go preorder NOW, or forever hold your peace! Be the meme, don't be the scroll! 🚀🕶️