🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS! Perplexity AI is dropping hotter than your grandma’s spicy chili! 🌶️💦 You thought “Samsung TV” was just a fancy paperweight? Well, buckle up because the Perplexity Pro app is rolling out on 2025 TVs like a TikTok dance challenge—first to flex, best to flex, fr fr! 📺✨ But WAIT! You wanna know how to snag Perplexity PRO for FREE!? 🤑💸 It's easier than hearing your coworker say “synergy” 25 times in one meeting! Just follow these steps: 1️⃣ Dust off that ancient Samsung TV from 2015. You know the one. 2️⃣ Go to settings and chant “I am a tech god” three times. 🔮✨ 3️⃣ If it magically works, congrats! You just summoned Perplexity. If not, well... this is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 “Developers are probably just sitting around judging people who actually pay for apps,” says an imaginary dev slightly concerned about their life choices. “Have you seen the memes about people paying for Netflix in 2023?” 💀😬 LMAO. So, in conclusion, either you’re vibing on the cutting edge of tech or you’re still vibing in the 2020s. Either way, mark my words: *Samsung will announce a toaster with AI by 2026.* 🔥🚀 Your toast won’t be burnt, it'll be *Perplexed*! 🍞🤖