🎧💀 **How to Clean Your AirPods Without Getting E. Coli** 🤢 #AirPodCleanse Yo fam, if you’re rockin' AirPods, they’re probably more infected than your favorite TikTok star’s DMs. 🦠💔 Like, Sherlock Holmes couldn’t even solve the mystery of what’s lodged in there. But fear not! Here’s how to liberate those sound beans from their dirty prison. 🚀🧼 🔥 **Step 1:** Grab a soft cloth because you’re not an animal (stop using your shirt, Jeff). 💩 Wipe it down like you're trying to impress your crush (but you still seethe at the fact they’ve ghosted you). 🔥 **Step 2:** Get a toothpick or a SIM card ejector tool (because you’re cool like that). Carefully excavate the waxy mountains that have formed. 🎤 *“I can’t believe it’s not butter!”* said no one when they found out it was just earwax. 🤢 🔥 **Step 3:** Use some rubbing alcohol but don’t pretend you’re a chemist. No cap, just dab it on a cloth and wipe those suckers down. Your ears deserve better! 🙌 And let’s be real, Apple should just make AirPods self-cleaning at this point. #Stonks 💰😤 **🔥Hot take:** In 2025, AirPods will finally come equipped with a built-in earwax sonar system. 🦻💡 *Developers say:* “I’m not cleaning this, I’m programming it into existence.” 😎🤖 Your music is fire; don’t let your hygiene be cringe! Go forth and clean! 💪🚀