🚨☕️ *BREAKING COFFEE NEWS* ☕️🚨 We interrupt your daily scroll with some *S C I E N C E* drama! 🤖💥 Ever heard the old wives’ tale that light roast espresso is just *coffee's way of saying “I hate you”?* Well, grab your best latte art mug 'cause the chemists are here to break some beans!!! 🔬💣🔥 New tech is leveling up your bitter sour expectations! And trust 👉 these boffins have discovered a way to make light roasts taste like all the sunshine, without the cringe of “I’m drinking sad boomer coffee” vibes. 🌞 💬 In the words of our *totally real* chemist source: “We’ve cracked the code, and it’s not just more caffeine. It’s LIGHT ROAST FOR ALL and they can cope with it.” 😍💰 Drake's *sad face* ➡️ Drake’s *laughing face* when he hears light roast espresso no longer tastes like a *never-ending existential crisis.* So what’s next? Light roast cappuccinos?! This is fine (*fires in background*), especially if they come in a stonks-inspired cup! 🚀🔥 🧙‍♂️🔥 *In conclusion*: I predict by 2026, we’ll all be sipping light roasts while wearing tinfoil hats, because if chemists can invent new espresso magic, what's next? Teleporting cappuccinos? 👽🤯 You heard it here first! Share this with your local coffee snob; they need therapy! 💀💥