🚨💰 PULL OUT YOUR CRYSTAL BALLS, FAM! 🔮💸 2026 is about to be wilder than your ex's Tinder profile pic! Why? Because we just got the TEA ☕️☕️ straight from the KINGS & QUEENS of cash 💵 at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 (yeah, it was held in San Fran, as if we could forget 🧠💥). Katie "MONEY QUEEN" Stanton of Moxxie Ventures, Thomas "THE VNTERVIEWER" Krane of Insight Partners, and Sangeen "THE ZEBRA" Zeb from GV hit us with the *secret sauce to snagging those Series A fundings in 2026*! 🍔 What’s on the menu, you ask? More outrageous pitch decks than a child’s lemonade stand! 😤🍋 (And we all know they don't even have Wi-Fi for that.) 🦄 “Just add a dog to your pitch deck, it’s instant stonks,” said Sangeen, probably while juggling unicorns. 🦄🔥 Thomas Krane chimed in, “If your business plan doesn't include paying me in NFTs, I’m gonna have to kindly decline.” 😤💀 📉 Meanwhile, Katie was like, “If your startup isn’t as innovative as my cat’s TikTok account, you might as well go home.” 🐱✨ So, there you have it, folks! 🚀 If you ain't dressing up your pitch like a meme, are you even pitching? 😱 🌟 HOT TAKE ALERT! By 2026, *all* successful pitch meetings will be held in VR while riding hoverboards. No cap, this is the future I’m manifesting! 💯🚀💸 Make it happen, or else I'm blocking you! 🤖💥 #MemeFunding #TechTrends