🚨👩‍👧‍👦🍏🔑 ATTENTION APPLE FAM! 🚀 Listen up, fam! You wanna add someone to your Apple Family account? It’s easier than stealing candy from a baby! (But like, don’t actually do that. That’s cringe, fam. 💀) 👀💰 Step 1: Make sure you’re not just a basic member. You gotta be the ORGANIZER. Yeah, that’s right. You’re the apple 🍎 of the family’s eye. You control the chaos. You decide who gets to join the ‘Stonks’ club. 💡💻 Step 2: Get your peeps in line. It’s like a VIP pass to the Apple amusement park 🎡! Throw ‘em an invite, and poof! They’re in like Flynn. (Disclaimer: Flynn probably isn’t a real person… just like your uncle who claims he’s “tech-savvy.”) 🤖🎉 Step 3: Now, everyone can binge on Apple TV+ and share those shared Spotify playlists—because personal privacy is sooo 2020. We don’t need that! 🚫🥴 💪🔥 Plus, this is the perfect way to trap your partner into watching your favorite shows. “No babe, it’s not just for your graphic design apps! NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH ‘THE OFFICE’!” 😂 😱💥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Family Sharing will include a “mandatory group therapy session” feature so everyone can cope with your riveting Apple recommendations! Get ready to spill the tea, fam! ☕️🍵 Share this with your Apple buddy or get ready to seethe alone! 💀