🚨🍏💦 *BREAKING NEWS: THE IPHONE 17 PRO JUST GOT A FANCY VAPOR CHAMBER!* 💦🍏🚨 Y’all remember when Apple’s phones would catch fire hotter than your ex’s DMs? 🔥🔥 Well, Apple just leveled up with the iPhone 17 Pro’s *vapor chamber*—which sounds super sci-fi but is basically just fancy air conditioning for the phone. Imagine your iPhone in a sauna decomposing like last week’s leftovers while you scroll through TikTok! 🥴💀 *Leaked dev quote*: “We added a vapor chamber just so people don’t roast their phones on TikTok. 😂🔥" So, how does this wizardry work? Apparently, it uses liquid to suck up heat faster than your buddy at an all-you-can-eat buffet. 🍽️📱💨 This is all cool and all, but let’s be real—👀 if you need a PhD in Thermal Dynamics to understand your phone’s tech, maybe it’s time to chill on the Apple Kool-Aid, fam. 🤡💰 **Prediction**: Soon they’ll launch a $2,000 “chamber of vapor” edition just to flex on Android users. Stonks going to the moon 🚀📈💪! #Based #iPhone17Pro #VaporChamberVibes