💻💤 *YAWN ALERT* - It's time for the sleepiest convo in tech history: "How Much Storage Do You NEED in a Laptop?" 🤡💀 If you thought the new Call of Duty needed too much space, just wait until laptop brands hit you with their *monthly refresh*—like they’re dropping a new iPhone every 6 weeks! 📱💸 🚀💥 Every month it's the same tired song: "We've added more storage, better specs, and (you guessed it) AI that won't help you finish your Netflix binge"—like, for real, who asked for this? 🤷‍♂️💻 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Our marketing department told me that 'more storage = more stonks'... but I just want to play Candy Crush without my laptop bursting into flames. 🔥" And here’s the real tea: Most people just wanna scroll TikTok and complain about their ex! So, really, who needs all that beefy storage? 😭📸 But hey, I’m here for it! *Hot Take Alert* ⚡️ In 2030, we'll all be using laptops powered by the cloud, and your storage will just be your therapist's office—please save your feelings 🥲💾. Until then, just 😂 hold on to those cringe specs, 'cause they won’t stop coming! #LaptopZombies #ThisIsFine 🔥💀✨