🎤💥📅 **BREAKING NEWS: RAMocalypse 2025!** 💻🧠🔫 Listen up, nerds! ZDNET is telling us how much RAM we need for our mighty rigs in 2025, but hold up! 🤨🤔 Are we still talking about RAM like it's 2015??!! That’s like asking how many VHS tapes you need to watch Netflix! 😂💀 **Expert Quote:** “We just turned our data into RAM recommendations like it’s a high school science fair.” - Steve from Accounting, probably. 🤡🙄 🎉 **TL;DR:** Windows fans and Apple cultists alike, prepare for a battle of the brains! 🤖✨ Windows is flexing with a solid 32 GB minimum if you want to keep up with TikTok reality (no cap, fr fr) 🚀🔥, while Mac users will need at least 16 GB to even log into their overpriced machines! Stonks! 💸 Meanwhile, our PCs are like, “This is fine.” while they run background processes of that one random update that crashes your PC at 3 AM. 🤬💥 🔥🔥 Bottom line: If your RAM isn’t tastier than a double bacon cheeseburger with extra fries, then you’re doing it wrong. If you don't upgrade, enjoy your artful meditation on the blue screen of death. 🥴💔✨ **Hot Take:** By 2025, we’ll all be running 1 TB of RAM and playing Fortnite on our smart fridges. So, prepare to have your life decisions judged by a microwave, fam! 🤯🔮🍕