🔥 Okay folks, buckle up because we’re diving into the RAM-ocalypse! 🚀🤖 If you’re out here wondering “how much RAM do I need for my Linux rig?” just know you’ve wandered into the Twilight Zone of tech questions. 🤡💀 Let's break this down like you're at a vegan brunch listening to your friend’s expository on their *new* side hustle. 📈💰 The answer is simple: as much RAM as your credit card can handle! If you ain't flexing at least 16GB, you're basically running Linux on a potato 🥔. Stonks? More like RAM-stonks. 🤓💸 💻🍕 If you’re running more than one tab in your browser (don’t pretend you’re not), you need RAM like your PC’s life depends on it. Meanwhile, your poor motherboard is out here like Drake pointing at all that empty RAM space. “I could be doing so much more!” 😩 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, I just keep throwing RAM at problems until they disappear. It’s like magic, no cap.” 😤✨ Here’s the hot take: By 2025, if you're still running on less than 32GB, nothing but the *foolish* and the *cringe* will want to game with you. Get ready to seethe as all your friends’ PCs leave you in the dust while you're stuck in 'puny RAM' jail. This is fine. 😅🔥 🔥🤑 So upgrade that rig and live your best Linux life! 🌌✨ Share this chaos to save your friends from RAM poverty!