🚨📱💥 BREAKING: Google Pixel 10 Update Drama UNFOLDS! 💥📱🚨 Ayo, tech fam! 🤡💀 Forget about the Pixel 10 looking slick with its fancy hardware, because THE REAL show is about to drop: how many frickin’ software updates will it get? ⚡🔥 Y’all know Google be flexin’ with the longest software update promises in the game. “Yo, we got updates like it’s stonks, just watch us GO,” 😂💰 says some imaginary Google dev who’s definitely rocking flip-flops while coding. Meanwhile, other companies be like “What’s an update? 🤔” *cough* Apple *cough*. So here’s the tea: if you own a Google Pixel 9 and are waiting for updates like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party, prepare for tears. This is fine. 🌈💔 Rumor has it the Pixel 10 could receive UP TO 10 software updates just to flex on those poor souls stuck with a brand that rhymes with “Shmapple.” 📈💀 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The Pixel 10 will RUN Microsoft Windows 11 just to spite all you haters! Buckle up! 🚀💾 *As always, G Suite still uses Windows 95.* 🤣 #Based #CopeAndSeethe #Pixel10Updates