💔💀 BREAKUP BLUES: A ROLLERCOASTER OF TEARS AND STONKS 📉🚀 Alright fam, gather ‘round, because we’re diving into the UNIVERSE of heartbreak and how long it takes to get over it! Spoiler alert: it might take longer than a TikTok trend to bubble up and die! 😂👀 So, how long does it REALLY take to get over a breakup? 💔 Some say six months is the “normal” timeline, but let’s be real — that’s a stretch! People be walking around in full-time “this is fine” mode for a year or longer! Month 3? You’re still crying into your mac and cheese while your ex is vibing with someone new like Mr. Steal Yo Girl. But I got the TEA ☕️ — when developers were asked, "How long to fix a bug?" they said 6 months. When asked about healing from heartbreak? “IDK, I’m still in debug mode.” 💻😅 Yes, even hearts have bugs, baby! So, let’s put this on the meme scale! 🤓 Drake pointing YES to self-love 🙌 and NO to crying in public. And here's where it gets spicy: if you think you can cope with a breakup by binge-watching sad rom-coms, you might as well start a support group for people STILL seething over their ex! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, "Breakup Recovery Applications" powered by AI will become more popular than dating apps. The slogan? “Let AI help you forget THAT loser!” 🤖💔💰 Share this chaos and let the world know: healing takes TIME and a good meme! 😅💖