🚨🔒💀 Tech news alert: Synced Passkeys are OUT, and baby, they’re as safe as a paper boat in a tsunami! 🌊💔 Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 because your boy just dropped the hottest take since pineapple on pizza 🔥🤢. Ever heard of synced passkeys? They’re like that friend who promises to help you move but ends up spilling pizza on your couch. 🍕😩 This is fine... until it’s NOT. So, let’s break it down for the *non-developers* in the room: deploying synced passkeys = an *Adversary-in-the-Middle* (AiTM) party waiting to happen! 🎉👾 Like, why invite hackers to the fiesta when you can serve up some solid security? It’s the equivalent of unlocking the front door of your house for robbers with a big ol' "Please Enter" sign! 🚪💰 Fake quote from a “confused” developer: "I thought synced passkeys were safe! Now my coffee's getting cold while I try to refactor my entire security strategy!" 🥴☕ So, what’s my hot take? 🤡 If your security strategy involves cloud sync for your passkeys, you may as well name your next data breach after yourself! Get ready because the hackers are coming, and they brought the snacks! 🍔👀 #PasskeyPanic #RIPSecurity ☠️ Share this before your company’s servers get hacked into oblivion! 📈🚀