🚨 POWER UP, PEOPLE! ⚡️💡 Are you living in a tech-hell where your air conditioner is basically a glorified fan, and your hair dryer could trip the circuit faster than you can say "bruh"? 😱💀 Sounds like you’re rocking that CORRECTION: Level 1 Power Constraint™. What is this, 2003? 🤠 Imagine this: you're trying to cook a frozen pizza 🍕 but instead you end up with a blackout that looks like a horror movie set 🌪️. Not to mention the fridge donating power to the microwave like it's a charity case. THIS IS FINE. 🐶🔥 “Developers are like, ‘Who needs electricity in 2023?! Just use a good ol’ battery-powered USB plug!’” said a leaked, definitely REAL anonymous source (he's definitely not just a guy named Chad). 🤖💥 But fr fr, do you want to be the ONLY house on the block that feels like a sad dystopian sitcom? It’s time to upgrade your house like you upgrade your gaming rig. Stonks 🔥🔥 or cringe? You decide! 💰💀 So here’s the hot take: if you’re not rocking a smart home so juiced up that it runs a mini-fridge in the attic during a blackout, you’re basically a caveman. GET ELECTRIC OR GET LEFT BEHIND! 🚀 So power up, fam, because I just know those hair dryers are eyeing your power source right now. 😤🦾 #SendHelp #PowerFOMO