🚨BREAKING: House Dems Just Leaked More Secrets Than My Ex’s DMs! 🥴💔💻 So, like, apparently, a whole VIBRANT database of folks with "TOP SECRET" clearance got tossed out like last week's avocado toast on the Democrats’ website 🥑💩. That’s right, a treasure trove of names chillin' on the World Wide Wreck! What are we doing, guys? Is this a job application or a scene from a cringe TV drama? 🎥🤡 ⚠️ LET’S BREAK IT DOWN ⚠️: Picture a wild party 🕺, but instead of hot gossip, you get a list of "potential public servants" just waiting for their names to be featured in the next Netflix documentary titled “This Is Fine: The Database Edition.” 🤷‍♂️🔥 Leaked developer quote: "We thought we were building a resume site, but turns out we threw an after-party for hackers. Whoopsie!" 🤖💀 So now, hackers are probably loading up their browsers like it’s Black Friday for top secret intel. 💰🛒 Can you imagine the hackers in the comments be like: "*How many stonks can we get for this data?*" 😂📈 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: We’re gonna see a reality show where recruiters fight over these “top secret” folks. Get ready to watch them bicker like TikTok influencers! 🤯🚀 STAY WOKE, PEOPLE! #DemLeakDrama