🚨🚨 Hot Take: Robot Utopia ain’t happening, fam. 🤖💀 Bubble's poppin' harder than my ex's excuses! #Seethe
🚨💥 BREAKING: Roboticist TRIGGERS the humanoid robot bubble! 💥🚨 Our dude Brooks, iRobot co-founder and MIT Jedi Master, is out here spilling tea like it's a TikTok challenge! ☕🤖 He’s calling out Tesla and Figure (y’all know them for making robots that move like they just chugged a gallon of coffee) for trying to teach robots dexterity with a simple "hey, watch this TikTok of me making a sandwich." 🥪🤣 Like, bro, is that how you learned to walk? "This is fine" meme status OR WHAT? 😱🔥 He’s straight-up roasting their “pure fantasy thinking” like it’s a poorly coded app at 2 AM 🤡💀. Look, we get it—robots *should* be picking apples from trees and folding laundry— 🤦♂️ but watching videos? That’s a *hard pass* 💀💸 Imagine: “Hey Alexa, I taught my robot to finesse! 🕺” But, surprise! It just dropped your WiFi router... AGAIN. 😂 👀💭 Honestly, I predict by 2025, we’ll have more humanoid robots trying to become TikTok influencers than actual humans. I’m not even joking—#RobotsInstaFamous 🤷♂️🚀💰 So, stay aware, fam! 📈 Gonna be a wild ride! This is a stonk moment—TIME TO HODL! 🙌💸💥
