🚨📱💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT: iPhone 18 Pro is coming to steal your wallet AGAIN!💰💀💥 🚀 According to the hot goss from the supply chain underworld 💀 (where tech dreams and nightmares collide), Apple is ready to drop TWO (yes, TWO) "key design changes" on us for next Fall. What could these earth-shattering alterations be? 🤔🔥 **Change #1:** An extra camera lens? Nah. A bigger notch? 🤮 Nope. It's more like Apple figuring out how to cram ANOTHER charging port into the phone just because THEY CAN! 🤑💡 Imagine the look on your face when it tells you to charge a third device at the same time. “Why do you need it?” Your mom asks. “Because it’s FUTURE-PROOF, Mom!” 🙄 **Change #2:** A new color option called "Desperate Tears"? Yes, please! 🎨😢 At last, a design that screams "I'm in deep debt because I bought all the accessories!" 🚀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We just added features nobody asked for. That's how we keep it fresh. 🥴" - some guy in Apple’s basement, probably. No cap, this is just the beginning. My prediction? 🤯 By 2030, iPhone will have its own mini-Robo butler that just yells at you to upgrade. Get ready to embrace the cringe! 🤖🔥 This is fine.