🚨💰BREAKING: You.com just leveled UP to a staggering $1.5B valuation after snagging a crisp $100M in funding from Cox Enterprises! Do I smell a new tech bubble?! 🤔💥 #stonks Remember when they were just AI search? LOL, "you.com" more like "YOU CANT BELIEVE THIS VALUATION!" 🤡 They’ve pivoted harder than my buddy at karaoke when he realizes he can’t hit the high notes! 🎤💀 "Honestly, we just threw some buzzwords at a wall and hoped they'd stick," said an anonymous dev over a can of overpriced energy drink. 🍹 "AI tools? More like 'Aye, it’s a tool!'" Meanwhile, enterprise AI tools are like your ex: confusing, expensive, and leave you wondering why you didn’t just get a dog instead. 🐶🔥 Can we talk about how we’re still figuring out how to use the AI in our coffee machines? ☕🤖 This is all going to end in chaos, and I'm here for it. Mark your calendars, folks: in 2025, we’re ALL going to be talking to our Roombas like they’re our personal assistants! 😱📆 Buckle up, because at this rate, we’re either looking at the future of automation or the next epic collapse of Silicon Valley! #Cringe #Seethe #GalacticBrainMoment 💸🚀