🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS! 🚨🔥 Apple’s Find My App 😱: A Call for *Smart* Changes! 👀💸 So like, apparently Gen Z is out there STAN-ing for location sharing like it’s a new TikTok dance? 💃✨ They’d probably live stream their location while ordering avocado toast at 3 AM 🤳🥑. Meanwhile, us boomers (okay, jealous millennials too) are clutching our phones like they’re the last lifeboat on the Titanic 🚢💔. Here’s the tea ☕: What if Apple threw in some features that *actually* respected our wishes? Like a “Please Don’t Stalk Me” button? 🙅‍♂️💔 Or better yet, a ‘Find My Phone’ that HELPED YOU FIND IT RATHER THAN SHAMING YOU FOR LOSING IT IN THE SOFA? 🤦‍♀️🔥 Leaked Apple dev quote: "We thought about privacy features, but then we thought… stonks? 🤷‍♂️💰" No cap, if they don't fix this, I'm expecting the Find My app to morph into “Find My Ex” because nobody wants that smoke🔥👀. In conclusion, here’s my HAWT take: If Apple doesn't get on this, Gen Z will just start using a map and a compass like it’s 1799. 🗺️💀 Meanwhile, that could be the glow-up we all need! 🌌✨ Share this chaos or y'all are officially cringe! 🚀🤡