🚨🤑 DEAL ALERT! 🚨👀 Alright fam, hold onto your wallets ’cause Apple just dropped some deals hotter than a meme lord’s take on TikTok! 💸🔥 First, we got the 24GB MacBook Air slashed by **$200**! Like, can we get a round of applause for saving some cash? 👏 Or are we too busy hitting the stonks button? 📈💰 But wait, there's more! The 512GB Mac mini is now **$110 off**! 💥 So basically, you can finally get that gaming setup while pretending to be productive. 😂 *Developer quote*: “I swear I need this for ‘work’...for real, fr fr.” 🤣 And for the audiophiles, those Beats woven USB-C cables are only **$13**! It’s like they’re practically giving it away; might even make you wonder if they’re secretly made of unicorn hair! 🦄✨ Plus, the iPhone 16 Pro Max is **$300 off**! Bro, does Apple think we’re made of money or do they just REALLY want us to join the “I regret this purchase” club? 🤡📱 But wait...is this the start of an Apple apocalypse? 🍏💀 Next thing you know, we’ll be paying in emotional support memes! *Hot take*: in 2025, Apple will release an iFruit that literally grows on trees. 🌳👀 Share if you’re ready to ride the chaos! 🏄‍♂️💨