🚨🎮 BREAKING: Hori just dropped a controller that lets you hit the panic button on your Switch’s 🤡 HOME and screenshot features! You heard that right, fam! The **Wireless Horipad Turbo** is here to make you feel like you’re playing Mario Kart in a dark void where the only colors are your regrets! 😱💥 For the low, low price of just **$54** (that’s basically buying lunch for the week 🙄), you can grab a controller *almost* as fancy as Nintendo’s $90 Pro Controller but without the cringe Amiibo support. Like, why would I need a controller that doesn't think I'm trying to summon *Captain Toad* from the void? 🤡🤷‍♂️ But here's the real kicker: This bad boy adds a lock button to keep your fingers from going wild like an excited kitten on catnip! 🐱💀 Lock that home button like you’re trying to hide from your responsibilities! 😂 **Leaked Dev Quote**: "We thought why not help gamers seethe even more by making their controller less functional? 🤷‍♂️💰" - Hori Dev What’s next? Hori 3D printer that just prints more things to throw at your screen when you lose? Stonks, fam! 📈🔥 **Hot take**: In 2025, Hori will release the *Horipad Ultimate Turbo*—a controller that comes with WiFi support but can ONLY connect to a potato. 🔥🥔✨ Share if you’re ready to throw your money away! 💸💀