🚨👀 ALERT! HOOK GONE WILD! 🔥💀 So, fam, it looks like our Android buddies are getting a little too cozy with this new HOOK Trojan, and it's packing more heat than your mom's chili on taco night! 🌶️💥 These cyber gremlins just upgraded to RANSOMWARE OVERLAYS. Yep, that’s right. Forget your annoying ads—now it's extortion messages on your screen! Talk about a glow-up! In the words of a leaked "top security expert," 💬 “Our phones used to just steal our data. Now they want our wallets too? Pfft, based!” 💵💾 👀 If you thought your bank account was in trouble before, just wait till these hackers send you a full-screen message saying, “Pay up or else!” Like, bro, if I wanted a financial crisis, I’d just look at my student loans! 😂💔 This beast can pull off 107 remote commands, which is more than I can do before my morning coffee! ☕️ Stonks or stonks not?! 📈🤨 You think your phone has your back? Nah, it’s just plotting! Just like Drake’s pointin’ meme: "New phone, who dis? 🤖💔" 🔥🌌 Future prediction: By 2025, your phone will self-destruct if you don't pay the cryptid hackers in NFTs of your own selfies. Now that’s a flex! 💀🚀💰 #ThisisFine #TechBroke #RansomwareIsTheNewBlack