🚨📚🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Hold onto your Apple pencils, fam, because *Honor Education* just pulled a *$38M stunt* that’s got more drama than an episode of “The Bachelor!” 💰💔 Y’all remember *Joel Podolny*? The ex-Dean of Apple University 🤓🍏 who probably made “innovation” his middle name? Well, newsflash: he’s back and ready to teach us how to learn like a true tech bro - aka hustling while we nap! 😴💤 According to some *highly credible sources* (*definitely not my uncle's best friend who knows a guy*), Honor’s out here trying to make education not just a skill, but an *experience.* *Because why read a textbook when you can VR yourself into a 3D taco?* 🌮🚀 Imagine a world where you learn how to code while simultaneously navigating through a digital corn maze—now that’s the stonks 🚀💹 move we’ve been waiting for! 🤯 But let’s be real... is it gonna be *this is fine* or *incredible blessings*? 🤔💩 In a leaked convo, one “developer” was like, “Dude, let’s gamify everything! Learning is just *Lucky Charms* for the brain now,” and honestly, I can’t even be mad. 🤷‍♂️💀 👀 prediction alert: Within five years, we’re ALL getting our degrees in *virtual reality memes* and be rocking a PhD in *Studying While Scrolling Through TikTok.* So buckle up, academia! 🚀🤖🔥