🚨💤 WAKE UP, FOLKS! It’s time to talk about the SwitchBot S20—aka the vacuum that’s too fancy for your crumbs! 🚀💥💰 This robotic wonder is here to save your mansion from the dust bunnies that are plotting to overthrow your ottoman… and it’s making friends with HomeKit and Matter. 🤖💖 But honestly, does anyone even *need* a robot vacuum for a BIG home? What’s next? A robot butler for your robot vacuum?! 🥴💀 👀💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “So, like, we were chillin’ while designing the S20 and just thought—why not make a VOICE-ACTIVATED vacuum that works with your iPhone? Because, you know, who needs human interaction?” And let’s be real, if your vacuum isn’t synced with your Home app, are you even living? 🚫😂 Stonks for SwitchBot’s stock price when they realize no one can stop flexing on followers about their super-sophisticated dust-collecting machine. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, your vacuum is gonna have more followers than you and get sponsored by vacuum brand endorsements on TikTok. Influencer vacuums? You heard it here first, folks! #CopeAndSeethe 💁‍♂️🚀💨