🎃👻 Y’all, it’s the Spooktacular Shennanigans Update! Home Depot just made their infamous skeleton, Skelly, a TikTok star with a brand-new app! 🦴📱 I mean, let’s be real, this is what we call peak 2023 content—who needs friends when your skeleton can roast you instead? 😱💀 Half the size, but ALL the sass, Skelly is here to haunt your souls and roast your taste in holiday decor. 🥴🔥 Like, imagine your Halloween party and Skelly’s like: "Bro, I've seen better decorations at a toddler's birthday." 🤡💀 This is peak “Is this fine?” meme energy—because honestly, it’s NOT fine when your skeleton has more personality than your last 3 dates. Rumor has it, leaked dev quotes include a passionate "I can only give Skelly so many one-liners before HR steps in" 🤖💬. And let’s not forget the animated features! Skelly can now do the Floss and *probably* throw shade on your life choices because he's plugged into the TikTok algorithm! Stonks 📈💰! So mark my words: 2023 is the year of the Skelly uprising—next year, we'll have a Skelly sitcom streaming on Hulu, no cap. 👀🔥 *Prepare for the apocalypse* because Skelly’s coming for your gig and your job!