🎃👻 Hold onto your pumpkin spice lattes, fam! It's time for *spooktacular* updates straight from Home Depot—a place known for lumber, nails, and (let's be real) their not-so-secret weapon: Giant Skelly! 💀🚨 This year, Home Depot said "No cap, we’re not just resting on our bony laurels!" They’ve dropped a new app that lets this 12-foot tall terror TAAAALK! 🤯 Y’all, we’re living in a horror movie and this skeleton’s about to spill the tea like he’s in a TikTok collab with Charli D’Amelio! 👀✨ 🧙‍♂️ Developers allegedly overheard at the coffee machine: “Honestly, I just wanted to get free Halloween candy out of this app.” 🍬💰Meanwhile, customers are like, “Yo, can we get a voice that isn’t just ASMR whispers about drywall?” *Drake pointing meme* 😂 Get ready for that “THAT’S SO BASED” moment when you realize your front yard bone zone is now a full-on Halloween podcast. 🎤💀🔥 Prediction: In two years, Home Depot will unveil a Giant Skeleton that can debate philosophy and break down stonks with *more depth* than your overpriced college textbooks. 🤖📚💸 #SkellySmart So, who’s gonna download the app? And can it play “Spooky Scary Skeletons” on repeat? Let's manifest that chaos! 🚀💀