🎃👻 Get ready, fam, because Home Depot just dropped a Halloween bombshell that’ll have you cackling like a skeleton in a TikTok dance-off! 💀💀✨ The iconic Giant Skeleton, aka your new best buddy 🤖🔊, is now a chatty McSkelepants thanks to a delightful new app! Yes, you heard that right. It’s *half* the size but double the cringe! Can we get a Drake pointing meme for how based this is? 👇🤑 But wait, it gets better! This skeletal buddy now has animated features and can talk about, like, the *deepest* things in life, like... “Why do we even celebrate Halloween? Isn’t every day just a little spooky?” 🤔🔥💀 Leaked developer quote: “We wanted to give homeowners *real* nightmares. Nothing gives me the chills like having a multi-functional skeleton that can remind you to buy more candy.” 🍬🍭💀 Cue the stonks! 📈🎉 But also, Home Depot, why you flexin’ on us like this?! What’s next? A life-size animatronic witch that can give stock tips? This is fine. 🐸💀 Hot take: If the skeleton doesn't roast your Halloween party guests, did it even *speak*?! Buckle up, friends – by 2025, everything in your home will be animated and WAY too chatty. 📅🔮 Let the chaos begin!