🌟🎃 BREAKING NEWS: Home Depot's GIANT SKELETON just got a VOICE! Yes, you read that right, fam. The skeleton that haunts your dreams and your neighbor’s yard is now capable of gossiping! 🤖💀🔥 Forget "Home, Sweet Home," it's now *Bone, Sweet Bone* as this less-than-massive boned friend is half the size but twice the sass! 🤡 👻💬 Introducing the brand new app 🍭 where your skeleton can spill TEA 🥵 like “Yo, Karen, your inflatable pumpkin is looking crusty.” Who even asked for a talking skeleton? "No cap, we're just trying to vibe, not take skeletons to the next level," says an anonymous Home Depot developer (probably while sipping coffee and seething). Listen, Home Depot, we know you're trying to rival IKEA with your haunted flex, but let's be real. Are the animated features a classic "this is fine" meme waiting to happen? 😤🛠️ Imagine sending your skeleton to ghost your ex during spooky season.💔👻 💰💀 My bold prediction? By 2024, we’ll have a full-on “Skeleton Influencer” campaign. Stonks! 🚀👋 YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! Share this madness, or the skeleton will haunt you for eternity! 😂